FAILBLOG!

CLAUDIA IS NOW OFFICIALLY A ...
... failure at being a host.
NO!
She doesn't mean host as in hostess as in escort as in prostitute as in hooker as in ho as in professional dancer.
She means an animal or plant that nourishes and supports a parasite; it does not benefit and is often harmed by the association.

Yes, really. Today I made three people bored outta their wits. Literally. So never come to my house unless you're high on weed.

Highlights of the day:
- SHEN AND HONG MAKING MIGORENG <3 HAHAHA ROFLCOPTER.
- Me putting on a ditzy NY accent and talking to Hong's contacts via microphone. Freaking hilarious! There was this one gullible guy named Pat who thought Hong autotuned his voice. UHH NO, FAIL-BLOG-WORTHY PERSON. To pay me back, Pat sent me a picture of himself and this other guy mooning the camera. Notaprettysight. /= Althought IT was quite smooth. ;)


Lowlights of the day:
- Not knowing how to boil water. (In a pan buhh ... it's hard you know!)
- Watching the starting and finishing only of both HP5 and Kung Fu Panda.
- Being a bore.


ALSO, santa CLAUs and reinDIA says "Merry Christmas" to you all! :)
"Merry Christmas" because all of you who read this blog will be stuck in this hole (Australia) during the festive season while I get to go to the Middle Kingdom. (3 more days, bitches. P;) HAHAHAHA! One ring to rule them alllllll!

Win.

Two days ago, I went to Kerry and Matt's party. It was great fun. I brought home a souvenir. It still hurts. (As in, the souvenir is the pain in my legs.)
THIS PHOTO IS ALSO WIN.
You see, the guy holding up his thumbs is a random from the gaming place in the Harbourside Shopping Centre. He is oblivious to Terrence's affection. Aww, what a shame. ):