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These days, a lot of people piss me off. They range from attention seekers to ladder climbers to try-hards to I'm-so-depressed-don't-talk-to-me-even-though-I'm-on-MSN-and-appearing-online to hello-are-you-okay-I'm-always-here-to-help-and-I-think-everyone-has-at-least-one-major-problem-in-their-lives-and-I'm-superman-when-it-comes-to-solving-them.

Just go away! I don't want to talk to any of you. Deep down, you don't wanna talk to me either. All I will say is, awwh, haha, are you alright?, :/, :S, well that's a shame.

It's not really a shame. If you want to D&M with me, call me. Then we can actually talk for real. And then you'll know if I'm being sarcastic or condescending or sympathetic or empathetic. But MSN D&Ms aren't really good with me.

Call me a hypocrite, I don't mind.
I also dislike those who fart at the dinner table.