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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Whenever I'm feeling sad or bored ..

I GO TO THIS WEBSITE:
 http://www.myspace.com/tyfuckingbow

An extract:
"IM TY BOW BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME TY BOW! YOU BETTER HOPE THAT DOG SPELLS BACKWARDS MATE BECAUSE THATS WHAT I AM.. IM GOD, YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH ME BITCH! I LIKE PICTURES OF NAKED LADIES IN MY LOUNGEROOM AND PRETTY THINGS TO DO WITH POT COZ I LOVE IT! LIKE PICTURES, FOAM DECERATIONS, POSTERS, T SHIRTS, ECT. I FRACTURED MY ELBOW, IT SHOULD BE IN A HALF CAST, IT SHOULD BE IN A CAST FROM THERE UP TO MY ELBOW! SOME F*CKING SECRUITY GUARDS ASKED ME IF I HAD BEEN F*CKING DRINKING, OF COURSE I'VE BEEN DRINKING C*NT! WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, BECAUSE YOU HAVNT HAD A DRINK HUH HEY CANT KICK ME OUT! I LIKE TO STALK PEOPLE FOR 2 WEEKS WHO PRANK ME!" - Sir Ty Bow. 

I like to empathise with him. Him and I have so much in common; it is like we are one person. LOL!

By the way, I'm actually lying. Please DO NOT visit that website! (I know you think I'm trying to use reverse psychology, but I'm actually being serious.) As you can see, this gentleman is very hardcore. He is what the lads of today aspire to be. So if you, are in fact, a closetted lad, then feel free to come and go as you please. But to all others; ignore this blog post. : )

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