Microwaveable Babies

Today, I dyed my hair blue to prepare myself for the near future; all natural resources in the world will be used up and everyone will migrate to Pandora. If I were to become one of those "I See You" creatures, the pay would be very low because everyone hates them. Instead, I will take up the occupation of being one of those big Rhinoceros creatures which roam around the trees.

Unfortunately, after 15 minutes of frolicking in the American Sun, my hair turned really, really, really, really, really dark brown.

So yeah! I'm now kinda a tb, whether I like it or not. It was not my intention to be, but after going to China and buying all these fake branded clothes and accessories, people have every right to label me as one.
-sob-.

I bought a pair of AF1 High Tops and an N97. : )
And 45 RMB fake high top black Converses (AU$7.20) which look really, really, really, very, extremely real.
HAHAHAHAHA!
And a "Chanel" wallet.
And aviators which are sadly, reserved for Eric. D:<
I WANT THEM I WANT THEM I WANT THEM  D:< THEY SO HAWTT.
And a Paul Frank hoodie.
And and and and ..
I'm guessing this isn't even a bit interesting so I'm gunna stop listing crap now.

I came home yesterday and felt like I had a massive hangover due to jetlag. Sadly, the hangover-feeling is still here even though I've slept 6 hours already.

At 1AM this morning, I received an urgent call from Hong. To him, the situation he was describing was the worst night of his life. To me, it was pretty funny. No offence. SORRY HONG, LOL! Don't worry, NO sooner had husband James Babbington been mistaken for family friend Aaron Crawford on the X-rated site Straight Australian Guys J...Off, than Australian Idol host Ricki-Lee Coulter has been getting into the act by posing half-naked on Facebook. 

<= A PRESENT.