happYiness.

I AM FEELING HAPPY. I'm also feeling like a ninja QK ( : teheee how cute is that?

Anyway, lately I've been trying to find ways to cure my boredom (and insomnia). Yesterday, I joined EVERY single group on Facebook containing the words, 'My mind was blown'. Really. I thought it was quite funny. ARGH I SHOULD STOP TALKING LIKE THIS.

& just then, I had the biggest craving for ...
A CAR. I want a damn car. I want a car so that I can sleep in the backseat and pretend I'm a hobo.

And so, this begins my long list of things that is just a list ... of things.

Annihilate. I want to ANNIHILATE ALL THE DAMN BUGS IN MY ROOM and also all ants and flies and mozzies.

Buy a Country Road bag. I wanna conform every once in a while and this will be my chance. : ) Actually, I only have $30 'til the end of term, not happy Jan, not happy.

Cut out a life sized replica of myself and put it in the garden to scare off all the ANTS AND FLIES AND MOZZIES WHICH COME NEAR/INTO MY HOUSE. This replica must be cut out of a magazine ... somehow. I remember once watching a short film for a film festival; it was about a lifesized-cutout of George Bush Jnr. who was nearly unstoppable in its/his goal to hack at a girl. This MAY seem laughable but DID YOU KNOW, LIFE-SIZED CUTOUTS CAN GO UNDER DOORS AND FIT THROUGH ALMOST ANY SPACE POSSIBLE? I was very freaked out after that film, I never read a book/magazine again.

Damage my hair until the point of no tomorrow. I WANNA BE A BLONDE so that I may be able to have an excuse for why I'm getting poor grades at school.

Exit a door which says "NO WAY OUT". HAHAHAHAHA!

Find Neverneverland.

Go to school next week.

Have a party at someone else's house where they'll have a nice rocking chair for me to rock on. :)

Iceskate at HARBINNNNN!!!!!!

Join an online forum then troll until I get kicked out. Then make a new account and troll again. Do this until the administrator is forced to ban my IP address. ;P

KARAOKE! At a Chinese place. HAVEN'T BEEN IN AGESSS, ever since the Government changed its night club legislation so that it would be illegal for under 18s to go into karaokes. I'm not saying Korean places aren't legit ... KFC!

Let my pet bird loose into the Aussie bushlands. In other words, exterminate it. That thing serzly pisses me off. Okay pretend I didn't say that. D:

MONITOR SOMEONE'S HEARTRATE when they're in hospital and stare at the weirdo beeep zzzzzz uhmmm EKG thing.

Nurture a white rose plant until it blooms and then put on a white dress and place the rose into my hair and skip around like a little fairy.

O, O O O O O <- a song.

Peel a banana then somehow make someone slip. I've tried this before, only with TWO banana peels but apparently everyone in my school is smart enough not to step on them and go WEEEEHBAM.

Quieten my stupid computer which makes a biiiggg noise whenever I play games.

Read Angels & Demons.

Sit on a human chair like the ones in Bruno. @_____@

Turn a mushroom into a hedgehog.

Use a tampon.

Verse someone in DotA and win. : )

Wear my undies on the outside when the trend becomes popular. ;D

xOxO, iFLY; gossiip gurl. YEAHH BOI.

Yawn. Now.

Zebras > Leopard Print.