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Monday, August 31, 2009

SECOND OFFICIAL POST, NO HAX PL0X

 ESHAYS!

This is the second posting.
YES THE OFFICIAL SECOND POSTING, I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED THAT I HAD MADE A BLOG AT 2AM THE SAME DAY : )

The post down there ..

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Is like ... wuddafackkk?

Today, I woke up at 9:40 AM and felt like shit. My body's so screwed up! As in the condition, not what I look like. (I look like a fine-assed chick in case you were wondering.) 

 

And then I got out of bed.
And then I went and ate breakfast.
(Nice one thousand year old egg and salted preserved pig meat in congee, oh yeahhhh bitchh, oh yeahh.)
And then I scooped up four scoops of vanilla + chocolate ice-cream.
And then I went upstairs.
And then I went to the study room.
And then I turned on the computer.
And then I started blasting hardcore music because I'm so hardcore bitch.
And then I started watching Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
And then I got distracted by manga.
And then my mum came home from church service.
And then I read more manga. (GTFO CLAUDIA, GTFO!!! -RAGE-)
And then I had lunch.
I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED WATCHING TOM FELTON AND SEVERUS SNAPE AND ALBUS DUMBLEDORE AND HARRY POTTER IN THEIR LOL-TRAIN HOGWARTS EXPRESS YET!

http://www.loltrain.com


Eugene, you know your friend .. the one who wrote the rant about writing absolutely useless things in blogs?

I am going to make a list.

Of things to accomplish in life.

Because this kind of list isn't generic enough already.

Oh yeah, I think this kind of list is called a "To-Do List ".

1. Start Geography TOMORROW! (Yes, I shall.)

2. Fix my MSN, with my orsum l337 haxx0r programming skillz0rs.

3. Buy shoes for formals.

4. Finish the tub of 4 litre ice-cream so that my father thinks I have depression. ('Cuz you know, sometimes people eat a lot when they're depressed? Yeah? Yeah? No? Oh damn.)

5.
Kill every self-obsessed, egotistic, sardonic, condescending jerk/bitch/mofo in the world.

6. Just kidding about five, I don't want to kill Eugene. O:

7. Find a cure to my chronic cough which started a bit before the second musical after-party.

8. Mope around.    Why is this even in the list?

9. Watch all of Peter Chao, that queer bogan guy who gets high off eating cheeseburgers, Chonny's latest vid. , Lizzy's fetish korean music videos and The Guild videos.

10. Study the cult of Mormonism.

11. Perfect my lad/lass speech, mannerism, appearance.
          List of clothes inside of list o___o :

          a ;  Adidas / Nike / Reeboks.
          b ;  Striped polo shirt.
          c ;  Trackehhhhhhs.
          d ;  A cool cap.
          e ;  A bumbag.
          f  ;  (NB: This ain't an item of clothing, sadly.) http://www.myspace.com/tyfuckingbow

12. Be nicer to people on MSN, e.g. stop stop talking to them after a while because of ceebness.

13. Watch The Notebook, The Ring, The Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (dayummm, still haven't finished ... it's taken 8 freaking hours, lmfao.)

14. Take photos of black people and stare at the pictures at night ... and stare. 'Cuz I wanna be like Sunny. Except he doesn't only stare ...

He SMILES at them!

15. OOPS! I missed out number ten. And chuu di-in no'ice !

16. 
That joke is sooooooo old, mangs.

39. I shall add more items to this list SOOON ... ONE DAY ... NEVERRRR ... !!!!!


RiCEBANDiT ~



 



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