LOL EUGENE, you cyber caught my whooping cough. ^^"
Firstly, I'll give a shout out to Bec 'cuz that stupid poser bitch was popped out of a female genital on this day some sixteen horrible years ago (oh nose, this day is nearly over, bad luck) wahaha I feel like a DJ. Next, I give a shout out to Eric (peepeevagina) 'cuz he had his bashday yesterday and I feel sorry for his smoke filled house and his chat, chat pizza thing. o_o"
Ms McMahon . (Every NSG here just rage quit the browser.)
So hectic today! Got to school pretty early but stupid Beryl just HAD to ruin my alone time, that is, watching girls play basketball during the early hours of the morning? ( :
Tried talking to McMahon (whom we shall now refer to as the bitch) and she used this very sweet angelic voice to utter something which was of no use to me. (Be a good role model to the year 8's, they all look up to you and will imitate your actions. Set a good example by being an polite North Sydney Girl.) GTFO!
Two minutes later, she's screaming and raging like her panties had been freshly tied into a knot.
When we arrived at that park thing in Parra, Wendy and I, along with the other referees had absolutely no idea what to do. So Wendy and I went off to find whistles! Second match we ref'd was so hectic, bruh. We didn't get a soccer ball until fifteen minutes into the game. (Each match was 20 min.) One game which we ref'd had a surprisingly okay Asquith team and a really annoying mofo home team. One chick kept running in front of whichever Asquith had the call then tripping over their feet and blaming them. Wotderfork? Then the team started complaining about 'rigged-ness' and one chick was like, "They should change the rules so that it will only be a goal if the shot was below the knees." What. The. Fail. Serves them right for getting ownt 'cuz they're always on their puny laptops at school playing MapleStory and watching Bleach while us poor year tens study trigometric ratios.
I won't say much else but I can say that there are very charitable, nice, beautiful NSGs in my grade. Okay I'll stop sucking up and being a tool. Basically, I scabbed so much junk food from people that I gained extra rolls of fat, I swear. On a serious note, I wasn't going to say much because I'm afraid that I'll say stuff that might offend some people but what I would say was going to be centred around the teacher bitch being a, bitch.
We weren't allowed to leave by ourselves which sucked for Ting 'cuz she lived down the road and was forced by the Bitch to go take a 40 min. ride back to school and then have go home again.
I was quite early to St. Leonards St. anyway so I decided to pay a visit to Zoe's dog.
Got off at Chatswong and saw Sunny. Said Zoe was 2 metres away. Got on Epping train with Zoe, Yeebrah and Aaron dude. Got to Epping. Met up with Epping dudes. Got free ice-cream. Hustled with Zoe + Epping pimps. Got home. Laughed at a tool's unfortunate but karma'd fate of which he somehow escaped. Is still laughing. Is feeling like a big red tomato or car or spring roll.
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